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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:43 AM // 06:43   #121
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The devil does it for him.

Why is Anet's consumer relations so...bad?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #122
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Gaile Grey...
Why do we spam..
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:59 AM // 06:59   #123
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It is a subconscious effort for us to justify our very being. Without spam we feel as if we are nothing. Us spammers have developed a mentality of "I spam therefore I am." (hey, that rhymes!)

Why are old TV shows much more entertaining than new ones?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #124
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Because old school beats new school anyday.

Why is the sky blue?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:02 AM // 11:02   #125
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has something to do with refraction of light .... i was stoned that day in class


what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #126
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when it hits you in the face

what is 256x1-512+384-128?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:37 AM // 11:37   #127
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nothing

why don't cows fly?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 11:40 AM // 11:40   #128
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because they don't have wings and they're FAT??

what's the reason with the sun?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #129
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because it want to be the moon.

Why do they call them handcuffs if you wear them on your wrists?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #130
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Because wristcuffs sounds retarded.

Who shot J.R.?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 12:48 PM // 12:48   #131
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YOUR MOMMA

Why is The Rock an actor?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02   #132
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Because he rules!

Why is purple?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #133
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Stinkin computer.

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #134
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Because red and blue made sweet sweet lurve.

How old are you anyway, n00b?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #135
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as old as the shadows, as old as the hills, as old as the fear that, even now, lurks in the darkest depths of your mind!

why is it that i see purple badgers when drunk?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #136
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because you had too much WKD?

Why is the earth flat? *seen this happen many times, but I'd like to hear a suggestion *
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #137
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The rare 'Purple Badger' (badgerius alcohollis visionaris) is inexplicably attracted to the smell of vodka on one's breath. They are often verbally aggresive but rarely cause any physical harm

Did you here about the badger and the shark?

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:01 PM // 14:01   #138
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Isn't that one of Aesop's fables?

Why does water boil?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #139
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Because it can't sweat.

Why does ice float on water?
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #140
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because it is condensed water and air

why does it take 12 years to rotate in the Chinese New Year?
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